A Poem by matelotrod

Author: matelotrod
Created: March 13, 2018 at 07:00 am
Upload Type: Poem, G (All)  
Category: Humor | General/Other | General/Other
Upload Stats: 4.66 Stars by 3 users with 4 comments and 45 views

A New Life  

                        A New Life.

I've made a  decision, today I'm changing my life
I'm becoming a good man no more causing strife.
I've been a grumpy old bastard for many a year
Whilst today my wife ended up kicking my rear. 

I was shocked and confused, why did she do that?
Her answer was  I had become a grumpy old prat
I could not believe that I had acquired such a change
I agree I sometimes get angry but that isn't strange. 

I will try to appear happy, I'll try not to moan or curse
It should stop my wife behaving like some district nurse
I will never be cured by her complete permanent whining
As the male grows older you'll see his behaviour declining. 

It is a natural aging process as the male travels downhill
What has he got to be happy about? there's no way or will
All his parts are in decline life no longer produces  perfection
Poor eyesight, poor hearing and worst of all, no erection. 

Rod broomham.






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March 14, 2018
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To be honest I only know you through this site but from what little I know you don't seem to be grumpy at all. Obviously as we age things do indeed start to go wrong and it can be hard to continue to smile while such problems are occuring and getting worse. On the plus side you are still alive and able to write and that has to be a plus in anyone's book. Thanks for sharing

And very glad to be alive even if there is an amount of moaning and groaning. It does become more difficult as you grow older but on the "Up" side you don't have to follow every route as you have been there, done that and bought the shirt. Thanks for your comments,   take care.  Rod.

 matelotrod replied on March 15, 2018

March 14, 2018
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Heart Felt
By your simple yet, strong words, the spirit of your writing piece can be felt by most viewers. You have lived a hard life, but have grown in so much wisdom and understanding. It is true as we get older, that we lose faith in the world, as we have seen so much agony in the heart of mankind. Nevertheless, you are blessed. Your wife loves you; all you need is patience to see love's victory. Though the husband suffers in the darkness, the wife will return as the morning light.

I have to admit that I have the best in morning lights and she didn't kick me in the rear as I so rudely stated. thanks for your very interesting comments. Take care   Rod.

 matelotrod replied on March 15, 2018

March 13, 2018
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I know how you feel, Rod. I can't deal with more than four women a day these last few years.

Please send me your medical prescriptions John, they must be worth a fortune. I have only dealt with one woman over the last forty five years and I'm afraid that has finally proven too much! Thanks for your comments take care and continue womanizing.    Rod.

 matelotrod replied on March 14, 2018

March 13, 2018
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Now look what you made..
...me do! Nearly wet my pants laughing then i pressed the wrong key and sent txt flying!
Well done on this one Rod! Straight to spotlight for humour!

Glad you enjoyed it Kitty, unfortunately poems are the only way I have of pleasing ladies so I will have to keep on writing! Sorry about your pants Kitty and thanks for the SL take care    Rod.

 matelotrod replied on March 14, 2018

Write on then me lad! Emagination can take us ladies a l-o-n-g way! 

 kitty replied on March 14, 2018

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