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Ode de toilette

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Author: villadan
Created: April 06, 2012 at 08:08 pm
Entry Type: Poem, T (13+)
Category: Humor | Horror | Weird
Entry Stats: 3.33 Stars by 3 users with 4 comments 135 views

Ode de toilette 
Ode de toilette

Oh my poor filthy loo would you just look at you!
Splashed with number ones, filled to bursting with number twos.

'tis time to scrub you clean now, 'til you shine like anew,
Wipe away the wee wee, flush away the poo!

With scrubber, sponge and mighty toilet duck,
You'll be gleaming white, I hope, with luck!

Then when all is done I will take my place,
Upon my throne, upon your face!

Though cleaning you is a fruitless chore,
'cause in no time at all you'll need cleaning yet more.

So prepare yourself now for my most wondrous arse,
Setting in motion - yet again - this whole sorry farce!

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Comments & Reviews

June 28, 2012

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Well then that was intriguing
that was just down right funny keep it up

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April 12, 2012

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I sometimes write stuff like this. I think we all need some scatological out let now
and again. It may be poo, but it's good poo.
A u-ben buster indeed!

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April 07, 2012

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So, so.
Mildly humorus but just not my cup of pee?

April 07, 2012
Bit shit then? Just like your joke ;-p

April 06, 2012

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ROTFLMAO! This was SO funny! I cant stop laughing literally! *laughs then dies of laughter* Great, great job! xD

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