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Ode de toilette

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Author: villadan

Created: April 06, 2012 at 08:08 pm

Entry Type: Poem, T (13+)

Category: Humor | Horror | Weird

Entry Stats: 3.33 Stars by 3 users with 4 comments 99 views

Ode de toilette

Ode de toilette

Oh my poor filthy loo would you just look at you!
Splashed with number ones, filled to bursting with number twos.

'tis time to scrub you clean now, 'til you shine like anew,
Wipe away the wee wee, flush away the poo!

With scrubber, sponge and mighty toilet duck,
You'll be gleaming white, I hope, with luck!

Then when all is done I will take my place,
Upon my throne, upon your face!

Though cleaning you is a fruitless chore,
'cause in no time at all you'll need cleaning yet more.

So prepare yourself now for my most wondrous arse,
Setting in motion - yet again - this whole sorry farce!

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Kibberz
June 28, 2012

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Well then that was intriguing
that was just down right funny keep it up

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Astrocrat
April 12, 2012

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Giggle

I sometimes write stuff like this. I think we all need some scatological out let now
and again. It may be poo, but it's good poo.
A u-ben buster indeed!

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gstrange3
April 07, 2012

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So, so.

Mildly humorus but just not my cup of pee?

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villadan
April 07, 2012
(Creator)

Bit shit then? Just like your joke ;-p

ArtNightshade
April 06, 2012

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ROTFLMAO! This was SO funny! I cant stop laughing literally! *laughs then dies of laughter* Great, great job! xD

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