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The Blarney Roost

Author: PRO BobQuinn
Created: March 08, 2010 at 01:18 pm
Upload Type: Poem, G (All)  
Category: Humor | General/Other | General/Other
Upload Stats: 4.75 Stars by 2 users with 3 comments and 975 views

Volkswagen Nomenclature  

Turn signals = Winkenblinken

Windshield wipers = Drizzleflippen

Ash tray = Schmokendunken

Horn = Ferroadhags

Trunk = Bundledumpen

Spare tire = Rollonknue

Glove compartment = Ferheidenschitte

Rearview mirror = Schpottinbach

Fender = Dentteruen

Chrome = Doughferflashen

Engine compartment = Roarensump

Exhaust pipe = Schtinkenhose

Window = Glazzenhol

Speedometer = Zeumklok

Gas guage = Newzafuel

Radio = Hollernbachs

Antenna = Grabbentunz

Last Modified: January 24, 2012 at 04:42 pm
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June 07, 2010
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funny and ingenious
You made me laugh, good show!

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May 12, 2010
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LOL! Those are all reallyl good - had to stop and think on several of them! I really enjoyed reading!

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March 08, 2010
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Classic!?! This was fun to read because i did not understand the words are those parts real things?

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