♥ My Own Boner Deal ♥
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Author:
iviedoeloves
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| Created: December 21, 2004 at 11:10 pm |
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Entry Type:
Poem, G (All)
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| Category: Erotica | General/Other | General/Other |
| Entry Stats: 5 Stars by 2 users with 3 comments 702 views |
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My Own Boner Deal 
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My Own Boner Deal
"Do I look alright?"
(well, she looked outta sight!)
I imagined men everywhere,
Instinctivly jumping out of their chair.
For they would be helplessly hiding the growing,
In their silently embarressed jeans,
Hoping their buldge wasn't showing,
Of their manhood and their means!
Cos it was down right all about,
The way her nipples were popping out!
And that gift wrapped ass of hers...
Was reminicent of blown glass-
Wearing a purse.
But with a smile, I said instead
"You're always so very beautiful!"
And then I added (with hidden dread)
"But today you look more special than usual."
"For some reason you're lookin' hottie good."
I cautiously went on to say,
"Perhaps my love, better than you should.
You're going to stop traffic dressed that way!"
Remember now, I'm still dwelling on my fears,
Her going anywhere was always an event.
Of whistles, catcalls and wolves howling cheers.
Girls stared in envy and men were pitching tents!
And all this time, I'm trying to deal,
With my own stiffening boner,
That I'm working hopefully to conceal.
But let's be real,
There's just no corner-
Big enough for a plump garden knome.
He wants to get out in the yard,
There's places he wants to roam.
I started to sweat and was breathing fast,
Out shopping was no place for me now,
Just how much longer could a man last?
I had to get these tight pants off anyhow!
What's she thinking anyway?
With her bottoms and tops,
Doing the swish and the sway,
With all her peaks and pops!
But she doesn't seem to know
That she's looking so hot,
But even the chicks
Are checkin' out what she's got.
And what in the world
Could that type of thing mean?
It's the strangest thing
I've ever seen!
At least the women are more
Comfortable with it,
All the poor men,
Wince like they just got bit!
And as for me-
It just gets me to pondering-
'Bout kissing her hard on the mouth-
And giving her a good fondling!
While watching those peoples jaws,
Loose poise and pause,
As they drop silently south!
And just blankly floundering.
So I just couldn't help thinking-
About hinting,
At just kickin' it at home,
And wetting her bedding,
With my bloated pole and dome!
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Comments & Reviews |
June 08, 2006
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womwn really dress for other women anyways, i would have thought by your obvious experience you'd know that. |
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February 06, 2005
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Always put a smile on my face reading this one... niiice |
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